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Wednesday, February 28th, 2007
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12:14 am - Harry Potter Penis and Bestiality??
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I just saw Daniel Radcliffe's penis and a horse. Disturbed? Intrigued? I cannot for the life of me decide.
current mood:  dirty
current music: I Try by Gnarls Barkley
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| Monday, February 5th, 2007
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12:36 am - You oughtta talk to my friend Papey...
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Sooo, I couldnt sleep. Therefore, I will write on this.
I am going home tomorrow afternoon. I'm going to Charlotte on Tuesday to get my braces off. FINALLY!!!!!
I am super super super excited. Four years of this shit. If you have been an avid follower of livejournal since around the 11th grade, you will know how many pissed off entries I wrote about not being able to get my braces off. Hahaha. It has finally arrived and I am sooo happy. The struggle with my teeth is long from over. I still have to get 2 titanium posts placed in my gums, wait for them to chemically bond to my bone, and then get 2 crowns [[dentist speak for fake teeth]] attached to the posts. Fun, right?? hahaha. But at least the first hurdle is almost done with.
I am happy about a lot of things within the last couple days. One thing in particular. Let's just say that Jeanne and I have had a LOT to girly girly goo goo about. Yes, I just used that term as a verb. hahaha.
My new favorite pasttime is drunk dialing my little sister at obscure hours of the night and leaving RIDICULOUS messages. It's really hilarious. I do it partly because I'm drunk, and partly because I feel bad that she is stuck in South Carolina without anything to amuse her.
Anthony drew the Greek flag on my shoulder in Sharpie...and it's really effing hard to get off. The waitress at the Broyhill asked me if it was real. I wanted to be like, "Are you stupid?? It's smearing, purple, and looks like a drunk boy drew it on me" [[which, in fact, is what happened.]]
I dunno, I think I might as well go to sleep. I'm just really happy/anxious/hopeful/nervous about life. Which is a good place to be I suppose. It definitely keeps things interesting.
current mood:  optimistic
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| Wednesday, January 31st, 2007
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7:50 pm
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I should be reading Frankenstein right now. Buut, I'm not. Justin Huey is coming up this weekend, I'm really excited. It'll be like the good ol' days. Emily and Ben bought the jello today for jello shots. Remember those Bill Cosby commercials with the jello pudding?? hahaha. Those were the shit.
Rio was on my computer today and we watched The Baha Men's "Who Let the Dogs Out?" It was pretty baller. I also thought it was funny because I just realized that this immense hit completely backs up the stereotype that black people hate dogs. HAHAHA.
Monday night was AMAZING. Andrew Welker, Tyler Robbins, Geoff Carpenter, Jeanne and I drove to Chapel Hill to see The Rapture at Cat's Cradle. It was suchhhh a good time. Despite the fact that I drank entirely too much, I managed to dance my night away and only get knocked over by the raucous crowd once. On the way home I passed out in Jeanne's lap; when I woke up at a gas station I freaked out and started yelling, "They left us! They left us! Tyler and Andrew left us, Jeanne!!" However, in all actuality, they had just gone into the gas station to get slurpies and hot dogs. [[P.S.--you like that semi-colon action??]]
Last night Jeanne and I were making fun of each other's "types". She was making fun of how I like pot heads with big asses and I was making fun of how she likes sketchy mother fuckers who rap when they're drunk and like to "pimp the student union." HAHAHAHAHA. Jeanne. I love you. She is making me have "the talk" with Jeff this weekend when I see him. That should be interesting. I am SO bad at that kind of stuff. Oh well, guess we'll see how it goes.
Boone.
current mood:  busy
current music: House of Jealous Lovers by The Rapture
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| Tuesday, January 16th, 2007
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6:36 pm - Dick in a Box
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I'm TIRED. This weekend was amazing though. By weekend I mean Wednesday night to Sunday night. Wednesday we went to this cabin with Abbey and Shimko. Thursday we went to Ben Carraux's. Friday was Tyler's 22nd birthday party at Andrew's. Saturday was Cady's birthday party at Joe/Sarah's. Sunday was random craziness at Sarah's. I ended up dancing until 4 in the morning, then going back to Tyler's dorm and watching trippy videos until 8 a.m. This is why I am exhausted. OH. Jeanne, Abbey and I went to a sex party on Saturday afternoon at our friend Sarah's house. It was SO FUN. There was this representative from the Pure Romance company and about 12 of our girl friends. Think tupperware/candle/jewelry party, but with sex toys. Everything from sprays to vibrators. It was amazing. Jeanne and I made a really hott purchase. hahaha. Dont you wish you knew?
So, this is my predicament. I am in the dark about a situation I am in with two people. Is it possible to have a random hookup with someone who isn't random? I am able to take random hookups at face value with people who are random, but what about people who you've known and hung out with for a whole semester and you never thought there was anything there. Until, BAM. I don't exactly know how to handle the situation. Especially since I hang out with one of the guys pretty much every weekend. I guess I'll have see how it develops over the week and this weekend. I dont want to act like it never happened, but I also don't want to be like, "sooo yeaaaah, last weekend..." Any suggestions?
current mood: dirty
current music: Love Fool by The Cardigans
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| Friday, December 8th, 2006
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8:40 pm - I just gotta get my dick sucked
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i think i am on the road to becoming an alcoholic. hahahaha. AND IT'S SO MUCH FUN! DMX says, "I just gotta get my dick sucked" and Jeanne replies, "If I had a dick that is all I would think about!"
I LOVE MY LIFE. hahahaha.
current mood:  drunk
current music: DMX - Party Up in Here
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| Monday, November 20th, 2006
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10:41 pm
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I'M IN CHA-TOWWWWN WITH JEAAAANNE. and im really happy. and i just bought a hot holiday top from express. and retail therapy made me be in such a good mood. and singing christmas carols with rob and jeanne in the car on the way home from boone was amazing. I LOVE CHARLOTTE. im going to greenville on wednesday. poo poo.
current mood: DANK ASS NUGS
current music: It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
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| Saturday, November 18th, 2006
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3:48 pm - Layers of my favorites
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Last night was awesome, starting with my KFC Famous Bowl. It was like a conglomeration of deliciousness. After that we went to Tyler Robbins' for a dance party. We smoked hookah and danced and drank..then drank some more. I got into a debate with this guy about the quality of musicals. I love musicals, don't mess. It was one of those nights where the next morning you wake up and you're like, "DAMN that was a good night" and then you spend the whole day saying, "Remember when [[insert funny drunken act]], that shit was HILARIOUS." I'm coming to Charlotte with Jeanne and spending Monday night with her, then I'm spending Tuesday night with Faran. I'm really excited. REALLY EXCITED. Don't forget to give thanks y'all! IT'S THANKSGIVINGGGG.
current mood:  santa
current music: Lover I Dont Have to Love -- hahahaha.
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| Thursday, November 9th, 2006
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11:32 pm - M.Eugenio.
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Michael Eugenio is the shit. The end.
current mood: weird
current music: LoveStoned by Justin Timberlake
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| Tuesday, November 7th, 2006
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10:49 pm - The Oregon Trail
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Today Jeanne and I finished off my double bottle of White Zin while playing the Oregon Trail on my computer. It was pretty much the shit. Nip/Tuck is on tonight. Thank goodness. We haven't been able to get season 3 on DVD and i've been in a state of withdrawal. I'm really excited about Christmas break. I want it to come really really soon. The other day I brought up all that LJ drama that occurred in the 10th grade on Sara Veale's LJ so we looked it up and it made me reminisce. Halloween was the craziest of all crazy things that have happened so far at college. Bacardi shots and strongass PJ do not mix. I must go to Coltrane and invade Chris's room for Nip/Tuck. LATAAA!
current mood: jubilant
current music: Distraction #74 by The Avett Brothers
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| Tuesday, October 17th, 2006
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9:05 pm - BOO-YAH! COLLEGE!
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Hey bitches. I have not written on this thing in almost a year. So, basically all I do in college is watch Nip/Tuck, go to class, and drink starting on thursday and ending on saturday. I have become obsessed with Nip/Tuck. Jeanne and I often skip class to watch episodes on DVD. Speaking of Jeanne, I love her. I'm her dad. You may be thinking, "Jeanne Wilson and Sarah Humphries?? WTF?" However, we get along quite nicely bc we are both completely crazy and random and AWESOMEEEE. I got a nose ring and I think it's cute. My parents hate it, but what else is new? Oh yea, I moved to Greenville, SC. I kind of like it because I am close to Megan and Caroline in Spartanburg. But I also kind of hate it because Charlotte is so much better and I miss The Promenade and Providence Road. I bought this sweetass hat last night and it has a big poofball on the top. It's pimp. Jeanne bought a sweetass hat as well; we're wearing them right now in the dorm. We got caught drinking wine in the dorm room and we have to go to school "court." We had seven bottles of wine between seven people and we were all REALLY drunk, but we only got busted for having one bottle. So whatev. It was pretty much the greatest night ever. We were playing the "Who would you rather fuck" game with the RA and RD. And the RD loves us so much he went and bought us all frosties from Wendy's. That's pretty much all from the homefront right now. Peace outtt.
P.S. -- I'm listening to Rocketman by Elton John BITCHES!!!! HELL YEAAA!
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| Thursday, November 17th, 2005
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6:25 pm - long time no talk!
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whooaa. i havent updated in FO-EVERRRR.
senior year is just about to kill me. but im sooo happy!!! :)
ive gotten past like all the drama that was my life for the past month or so. yeaaaa...pretty intense and messed up, but im in a good place now!! and i learned a lot from it. liiike...dont be a stupid hoe for example! hahaha. ;)
oh man...crazy times, crazy times.
i wish my little sister could be happier than she is. TUMOR TUMOR TUMOR TUMORRRR. yea..drama sucks. especially when i cannot stand certain ppl and i just wanna hit them upside the head. literally.
my older sister is getting married this weekend. how crazy is that?! Shes only 5 years older than me. I pretty much wanna shoot myself when i think that in 5 years i'll be of marrying age. I mean, I wanna get married...but good lord...50+ years with ONEE PERSSOOON. i cant grasp that concept right now, maybe i will eventually..i hope!
i may be getting to that place right now... :)!!!
how exciting.
i went up to app last weekend for the western game and good lord it seemed like all the students were having soooo much fun! (prob. due in part to the fact that 3/4's of the student body was either A)tipsy B)wasted C)high or D) all of the above...lol!) but oh man. the sorority girls and frat boys were all dressed up and so cute! eeek i cant wait! ash was like, "omgah i cant wait to be lookin at your away messages next year when they say 'out partying w/ the frat boys..be back muuuch later'" hahahaha. how funny!
we got report cards yesterday. i got a 4.62. i coulda done better if only i applied myself and stopped slacking off majorly. HOWEVER, it's senior year and i am just not motivated in the least bit. i am obsessed w/ personal hygiene and i cant even drag myself outta bed in the morning to shower. gross, i know. its gunna be SOOO BAAAAD once we're finished with AP exams..im gunna be even MORE unmotivated. whatever. COLLEGE IS COMING KIDDOS!!
good lord..and i didnt think i had anything to say. haha guess i was wrong! anywho..comment if you feel so moved to.
I LOVE YOU ALL! <3
(well mostly)
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| Wednesday, September 14th, 2005
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5:31 pm - zkj hzsr jzdk ghkj s fgsg d
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Soooo...i think that im going to start randomly updating my lj from time to time. And this would be one of those times!
I dont really have that much to say. School is kind of hard...AP Stat is a biatch. Spanish 4 actually isnt that bad at all...along with English AP, and Art History AP.
I had an orthodontist appt today...hopefully i will have my braces off by this coming summer at the latest. I hate them with a passion. Theyre pretty much the spawn of satan...in a teeth kind of sense. lol.
I need a haircut badly. If anyone happens to have a superawesome suggestion as where to get a superawesome cut, preferably not over 50 dollars, that'd be superawesome. haha. im a dork, but everyone loves me anyways. lol.
Well im gunna go bc i really have nothing else to say which is really sad. But remember...its senior year...dont forget to:
GET CRUNKK!!
current mood:  bummed out
current music: Musick's Empire (its an amazing Chamber piece)
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| Saturday, September 3rd, 2005
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1:01 pm - SENIOR YEAR BIATCHESSS!!
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Wow so i havent updated this thing in like a million years. Myspace is my new thing. Its senior year now..heck yea..our time to be crazy and spend time w/ our friends before we all go our separate ways next year. And believe me, I have been living up to that expectation. I dont think i've ever had so much fun in my life!!
Oh man. fun times w/ the ppl i love the mostestttt!! senior year classes are hard, but who cares...we're outta there in no time!
SO I had this convo. on the phone last night w/ this guy i've been in love with and good friends with for like 4 years and he told me that he felt the same way and he always will...it feels good to know that someone loves you and cares about you so much. However, due to certain circumstances we cant be together right now (ugh talk about FRUSTRATING)...thats another reason i cant wait for college.
ahh yay im just so happy and eeek right now!!!
i love life. haha. LATER PIMPS!
current mood: hehehe. how ironic
current music: Beverly Hills by Weeeeezer
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| Tuesday, May 31st, 2005
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3:22 pm
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I haven't updated this in like a month.
Prom was amazing.
Things have changed...i've changed. But i'm not sure if its for the better. Actually i'm pretty positive its not for the better.
The change that has occurred in me is the culmination of a multitude of events that have taken place over the past month. Always on the weekends. It never fails.
I think I'm just going thru one of those teenage phases. Like you do all this crazy stuff...get it outta your system...and then go back to life as it normally is. I hope?
I don't know.
School is almost out. Summer is here. My best friend and all the seniors are leaving. I hate change...but that doesn't help the fact that everything IS changing.
I'm sorry that this is a really depressing entry, but its only now as i reflect upon what i've been doing that i've realized that everything i do contradicts what i stand for and my morals...which is SO not cool!
ok im going...maybe a more happy entry later?
current mood:  confused
current music: Phoenix With a Heartache by Kids in the Way
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| Friday, April 29th, 2005
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11:32 pm
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I havent updated in a while. Too much stuff has been goin on. Freakin prom is tomorrow...like i have waited 16 years for this night and imagined what it would be like...and its def. not like i imagined. I know we're gunna have an amazingly fun time, but to be honest, i just wanna get it OVER with! I never in a MILLION BAJILLION years imagined all of the drama that would occur leading up to one freakin night. My close friends know what im talkin about. I mean, GOOD LORRRRD!! But at least we're gunna have one crunkass prom CD to listen to on the way there!! YAYUHH!! lol! danng i cant wait to DAAAANCE!!! EEK!!
I went on a beach retreat with my church last weekend. That was INSANELLYYY FUNNN!!! lol i love my church...almost every single person is like sooo messed up, but I love them so much! haha and we always have so much fun together! i love how my retreat pics look more like SB pics! haha, man i love u guys!! THUG LIFE----TRU GANGSTAAAA!!!!
Steph and I went to the MP/Prov. baseball game on Tuesday I think?..i dont remember. It was fun tho...i met her friends and theyre really sweet. I also met Max's prom date which is good since they'll be eatin prom dinner w/ us tomorrow, lol. But the best part of the night was seein Jordan. I freaking love him...man...hahaha only steph fully understands what i mean! lol. Me him and steph are hopefully goin out to lunch on sunday...maybe scotty the manwhore will come w/ us too..hahaha!!
Last night was really random, but fun I guess? lol so i am royally pissed that the FREAKIN OC didnt come on bc the stupid president was talking. Why did he have to pick the ONE HOUR of the whole freakin week that I actually care about watching TV?!?! GEEEEEZE!! So everyone was over to watch it...but there was nuthin to WATCH!! GRRRR!!! It was me, ash, faran, linz, max, molly, and eventually geoff...which is funny bc apparently geoff "hates" us yet he called my phone to hang out. I dunno...i havent hung out w/ 3 of those kids in like forever...but it was pretty fun.
Today i hung out w/ a person who i love. We had a lot of fun. I just like being around this person bc it makes me happy. I dunno...we have the weirdest relationship...only me and this person can understand it. hahaha. i am not allowed to reveal any names for my own safety..lol.
OK I am officially rambling...later kids!
current mood:  excited
current music: Crazy Rap (Colt 45) by Afroman
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| Monday, April 18th, 2005
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3:18 pm - freakin a...
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5 simple words:
"A pan of red caint"
It explains it all.
Unfortunately.
Have you ever been so embarassed that you seriously want to run and hide in a dark corner where nobody can see you? lol, well if you have, then you know how i feel.
AAAAHHHHHH!!!
current mood:  pissed off
current music: Candy Shop
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| Tuesday, April 12th, 2005
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3:39 pm
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So i havent updated this thing in like...forever. I havent had enuff time.
Maroon 5= awesome
Spring Break 'o5= Jesse's girl, 'nuff said...AWESOME!!!!
Chorus Competition 'o5= SAAALSSAAAA!!! playa!! the fox and bear..number one overall!!! WC YOOU KNOOOWW!!!!...AWESOMMEEE!!!
Doesn't sound like much, but oh yes my friends....these past weeks have just been way too awesome for me to explain, and i dont want to ruin it by trying to explain. Last night I became the secretary of the Charlotte Philharmonic Junior Guild. hahahahaha, i have NO CLUE what that means i'm sposed to do, but it sounds good for colleges. Faran won VP (thank goodness...i woulda battled her to the death for secretary...HAHAHAHAHA) and Maureen won treasurer. Why they let someone who is cracked up on drugs and riddlin handle their money is beyond me!! hahahaha jk i love maureen...shes just a little crazy! lol! There is this guy there...well at least I think he's a guy...but Faran swears that at the beginning of the year pool party he was wearing a girls bathing suit and his name is Juliette. Its quite possibly the funniest thing....ever!!!!! Well other than the LOTION STORY of course, lol...but we won't go into that bc yall know how stupid I can be sumtimes...and that is just one of the many Sarah blonde moments. Jaba the Hut...aka Mrs. Bratton... regraded my Senior Exit and gave me an 88...which gives me an A for the quarter...which bumps me up to a 4.75...good LORD i am SUCH a GENIUS!!! hahahaha too bad I will die in a fatal car accident before I bestow my greatness upon the world. LOL! jk my driving is freakin awesome...right?? maybe?? lollll...ok I am going now.
Put the lime in the coke you nut!!
current mood: silly
current music: Jesse's Girl by Rick Springfield
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| Monday, March 14th, 2005
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6:10 pm
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Maroon 5 is in exactly ONE WEEK!! HECK YEAAA!! and then a week from thursday is SB '05!!! OH MANNN...talk about sum good times! i dont really have much to say, i just felt like updating bc i havent had much to say in a while. I turned in my senior class registration today...holy crap yall...we're gunna be SENIORS!!! WE'RE GUNNA FRICKEN GO TO COLLEGE IN LIKE A LITTLE OVER A YEAR!!! how much does that INSANELY ROCKKK!! ahh sweet freedom! Oh and guess what?? I AM GETTING A PARKING SPOT!!! FINAALLYYYY!! its about freakin time!! all thanks to my wonderful friend Kristen Burke who incessantly annoyed Mr Yakin about it!! hehe!! love ya girl!! anyways, thats about all...at least all that i would like to display for the whole world to see! LOVE YALL!! XOXO!
current mood: excited
current music: Daddys Little Defect by Sugarcult
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| Wednesday, March 2nd, 2005
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8:40 pm
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So I havent updated in a while, my life has been kind of boring. I think I kind of like someone who I prob. shouldnt and it could cause unnecessary drama w/ someone who I love. Whatever, its a sticky little predicament that I've gotten myself into. Isnt it always though? But anyways, moving on...
Spring break is so close that i can almost taste it!! ahh thank the Lord...I need a good long break from the Monicas and the Bobby Fishbecks of the world. Everyone is just too freakin smart.
I won 75 dollars for a poem i wrote. I love rich people who feel like they give back to the community by giving rich kids money for writing crappy poetry. lol. beautiful.
I got a prom dress, it's really beautiful and i love it. I had to have some alterations bc it was too long due to the fact that i'm a midget, and I also have an extremely large chest that needed to be dealt with by taking up the straps. Now all i need is a date..hmm i have an idea...((mischievous smile))
current mood:  melancholy
current music: Sexy Plexi by Jack Johnson
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| Friday, February 18th, 2005
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5:26 pm
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ok is anyone else EXCIIITTEEDDD about SPRING BREAK 'O5 BAAAABYYY!!! WOOOO FREAKIN HOOOOO!!!! ok...Ocean Isle w/ my girls...good lordy its gunna be the time of our lives!! I love you sexy girls and no matter where we move or what colleges we go to, yall will always be in my heart as the best friends a girl could have!!! MWAHHHH!!!
current mood: optimistic
current music: Miles Apart by Yellowcard
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